"He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a question remains a fool forever."

breelandwalker:

feliciakainz:

carryonmywaywardalpaca:

dearborns:

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

more you know

(Source: redlight--district, via mrshudsonsmarijuana)

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1 year ago

moves-like-hiddles:

coastlineteens:

have you ever realised that sleeping is just your eyes staring at your eyelids all night long

that’s

that’s not how your eyes work when you go to sleep

(via fancyrab)

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1 year ago

timecannotberewritten:

dovahqueene:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying

at least you don’t bleed them out every month

you make a compelling argument

(Source: runningfromfaggots, via abbigshmail)

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1 year ago

alaskaisnotlost:

nidoqueeen:

sweetsiddaleigh:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF FOREVER

literally every person on tumblr.

In case you were wondering, this is what it’s like to work in customer service.

(Source: unalike, via mrshudsonsmarijuana)

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